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Top 5 Things Guest Say

Just a list of things guests say before getting on small aircraft and the pilot's usual sarcastic replies 

1.)Is this your first flight? Yip, let's see how it goes hey

2.)Does this plane have a parachute? Yes, but unfortunately only under the pilot's seat

3.)Do you know where you're going? Not a clue, let's just take off and hope for the best

4.)Will you be serving in flight snacks? Yes, you can feast your eyes on the beautiful views outside

5.)Can I fly the plane? You might have to if I fall asleep


Nope, I haven't just devoured an entire Impala


How to handle the heat in Maun



Old and Trembleys hiding from a Dust Devil










Comments

  1. Anonymous23 November 2015 at 11:24

    Miss you Bruv. I can relate to devouring an entire Impala. Glad you've figured out how to handle the heat. I've finally managed to figure how to deal with the cold to some extent I think. X

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  2. Anonymous23 November 2015 at 11:27

    P.S. I refuse to vote on your poll. Your blogging is just great.

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