Sup man

Soooo this is a blog and not a porn site, so for all the perverts out there, it's time to make like a donkey dick aaaaaaaand hit the road, as someone from Botswana would say.

My name is Pat but I go by many a name such as P dizzle (gangster name), Pat me groin (Scottish /I'm not too sure name), Patches O'hoolahan (dodgeball name), Patrice(when I'm dressed in ladies clothes name, wait , maybe that's not the best thing to put out there on the Internet) and Veej(family name). The list goes on but I won't bore you with more names and my weird dressing habits.

I fly planes in the land of donkeys and cows, Botswana. Which is why I have started a blog as I'm sure there will be some memorable moments.

So here's a quick story about a mate of mine.

Let's call him George. George is a pilot and was doing an hour and a half flight from the Linyanti to a place called Kasane(See very detailed map below). On this flight his stomach started to give him signals that the kids needed to be dropped off at the pool. Unfortunately the closest airfield to him was Kasane, so he couldn't land and do the dropping so he had to come up with an alternative plan.

Looking inside his aircraft for inspiration he decided on three possibilities. First was the sick bag but he decided against it as he wasn't confident in the accuracy of his dropping skills. Second was just going with the flow and let the kids chill in his underwear. Lastly was use his room mates lunchbox.

After eating the sandwich inside the lunchbox and placing it on his seat so he could still control the aircraft. He was ready but didn't want any kid stains on his white shirt so he decided to strip totally naked, like any normal person would. After the deed was done,it was wipage time.

After trying a few sick bags (which apparently repel liquid) and scrunched up pieces of paper. A lunchbox was now unusable and George landed in Kasane totally naked where he disposed of the lunchbox as quickly as he could.