Paddy Gone Wild

The Bag : made in a khaki colour for easy camouflage Ticket book : Used for beating silly passengers who forget their tickets Headset Bag : For passengers to step onto to remove dirt from their shoes Knee board : Particularly useful for writing on to play hangman with other pilots over the radio and doubles as a sun visor Leather man : because you ain't a man unless you have a leatherman. Place on belt to gain 2 extra man points immediately Map : Spare hangman paper Cloth : Underpants filler Handheld GPS : Use when map is covered in hangman drawings Reflector Vest : You never know when a lumo party may break out Radio : Nose picker Satellite Phone : For ordering pizza to be delivered in the middle of the kalahari Headset : Ear warmers for chilly days Passport : gives automatic humour about politics License : Hangman paper! Sunglasses : Sleeping shades Fuel Strainer : Fuel shot glass to give you a kick in the morning...